did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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