People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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