get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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