i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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