Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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