i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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