Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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