Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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