i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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