my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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