areolas are like halos for boobs.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't deserve a penis
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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