what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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