Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Is it because I queefed?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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