Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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