Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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