remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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