New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
