We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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