I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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