There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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