Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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