It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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