I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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