office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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