He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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