Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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