You just made me feel so damn special
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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