Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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