haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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