fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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