I hope mine doesn't look like that
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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