this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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