just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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