Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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