Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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