I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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