you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
