I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
