Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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