he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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