So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You can make out without kissing
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