hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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