you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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