Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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