It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
