found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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