I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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