i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
