I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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