I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
