Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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