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I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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