I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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