ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You can't special order awesome
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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