Yo dont text me then not text me
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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