Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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